“You kidding me?” the Osaka man asked incredulously. “For, what, 9 months, I’ve been trying to start a NewS wide fight, failing every single time. Bakanishi eats Massu’s food and in less than 5 minutes, they’re not talking to each other. Of course I’m mad!”

Priceless ^____^
I burst out laughing reading this part.

I don't know if I should say Pi is curse or Jin is someone you would wish never to have as someone who loves you *amused*